1.12.2005

ANS? WTF?

OK. Somebody please explain Anna Nicole Smith to me. 'Cause I. Just. Don't. Get. It.

"Wanna Viper?"
"Want some monnnnney?"
"Like my baaa-dy?"

I seriously want to take her aside, slap her repeatedly, check her into a program, and then put her on an acre of land with a house and electrified fence all around the property line. Or beat my head against the wall whenever her commercial comes on.

Sorry...just had to vent.