1.27.2005

Pro-Tect-Tor?

After the buds showed up unexpectedly, this is how the convo went tonight...

Grunt. Me have woman friend. Me must act like prick. Me must be dad, uncle and godfather all rolled into one. Me must talk drunken shit to people me don't know. Me must drag woman friend by hair and embarrass shit out of her. Grunt.

Oog.