8.15.2005

Presenting for the Noodle Lashing

I fully intend to raise the ass in the air and bear multiple wet noodle beatings for being so sporadic about posting lately.

Wait. Let me rephrase. That sounded like a bad porno premise.

Apologies for being flaky in the blog sense. I'll try to do better.


Anyhoo...not much to say at the moment except:

  • Being balls to the wall busy is the best remedy for dragging time.
  • The new office is still on my bad side. There's no good way to get there, it's always 60 effin' degrees inside, and I rarely get to see the sun. I propose mid-day park visits to compensate.
  • Packing is number five on the all time most boring wastes of time. (Numbers one, two, three and four being meetings, traffic jams, dusting, and reading Dear Abby, respectively.)
  • Morning nookie is the ultimate to make sure your Mondays are spent in a sickeningly giddy way.
  • Over-dramatic reunions/forgiveness in parking lots have that odd, contrived movie quality to them. It feels like the plot twist is still around the corner.
  • I've done something stupid and commited to two different road trips this weekend to the same general area of the state. Regardless of the decision of which to go on, I still have to purchase a new swimsuit. The current one has been a bit stretched by the girls.
  • After this next weekend, by the way, I'm going on a detox binge. Carrot juice and wheatgrass and vitamins and lots 'n lots of water. My liver just may forgive me after all, after it wakes up from its stupor.
  • Have I mentioned that packing sucks?

Off to bed, now. And again, I promise it won't be 10 more days until the next post.

Probably more like 9. ;)

picked from the vine by sv @ 10:26 PM