Tears are SO yesterday
This past weekend was a beast in terms of emotional upheavals/saying goodbyes. Between a great-aunt and a puppy, my tears quota has been fulfilled for the month of February. So no more in this month...anything that requires the floodgates to spill over will just have to wait until March, preferably after the first two weeks.I'm waiting for the inevitable hilarity to resume in my life, so in the meantime, enjoy the following jokes, as I'm tired of this place being a downer.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
Who else would follow a chicken?
A fish hit its head on a cement wall.
"Dam."
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Banana.
picked from the vine by sv @ 3:54 PM
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