Coupla' Tings
Good for her. It's about time she let go of her white-knuckled grip on the safety bar, past assholism aside.—------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bad on him. If you talk about "no fire", then you shouldn't even think the phrase "friends with benefits", let alone mention it to someone that has poured their heart out. And ending with "you know I'm crazy!"? Tsk, tsk...but I'll bite my tongue now.
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It's always nice to go tubing in New Braunfels on a day where the asshole ratio is significantly lower than usual. Makes for a relaxing float where one can concentrate on the beer in the hand and the tube chutes ahead. The only glich was that my tube's circumference was a little large, hence I looked like a kindergartner hanging on for dear life. Or a monkey in a hammock. I like that one better.
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Water balloons are still fun. So is throwing them at an unsuspecting party.
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Tequila is still bad. Spider-Man decorations, however, are freakin' awesome.
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Three+ hours on a road trip with the windows down and the music blaring will affect your hearing the next day. Just a fair warning to the weekend warriors out there.
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I've come to the realization that I don't wear near enough hair product or makeup. And I've also come to the realization that I'm completely fine with that. More time to nap/play/read instead of applying/blending/spackling.
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We've just been informed there's a product called Sphincterino. "Feel fresh all over...even back there!" Wow. I've been sent a few trial samples. If you'd like to report on how it feels like to have a minty ass, let me know and I'll mail one out to you. But you have to share the results. It's only fair.
picked from the vine by sv @ 9:46 AM
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